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    September 02

    KIM SING TIA LIKES MANDY ZHANG

    kimsing says:
    hey shu...
     
    kimsing just sent you a nudge.
     
    kimsing says:
    i got something important to ask u....
     
    kimsing just sent you a nudge.
     
    kimsing says:
    as each day passes....
    kimsing says:
    i fink im falling inLOVE wit ur fwend...
    kimsing says:
    she makes me feel all tender and soft and warm inside..
    kimsing says:
    can u help me out
     
    kimsing just sent you a nudge.
     
    kimsing says:
    where r u shu..
    kimsing says:
    i need to talk wit u..
    kimsing says:
    i fink i like mandy...
    kimsing says:
    anthony told me the thing last time.....wen he said that...mandy chatted wit him on msn...saying she liked me..
    kimsing says:
    and since ur her bestfriend i thought that i should come to u for advice..
    kimsing says:
    call u ring me 2moro then...since ur not there atm...
    kimsing says:
    oke....
    kimsing says:
    remember call me..
    kimsing says:
    cos my heart is breaking..and i need to know wat to do...
    kimsing says:
    so remember...call me..... 
    May 27

    The Great Depression

    Special consideration for all because exams= depression
     
    Spot these symptoms in: 1. Your friends, 2. Yourself
     
    Common Quotes heard during this time:
    " I feel sad even though I should be happy...I don't know why..."
    " I am sooo hungry..."
    " Shuddup I am sleeping...."
    " Killl ME....KILLL MEE"

    SYMPTOMS OF DEPRESSION
    - Occurs during Exam time
    - Affects EVERYONE!!!!
     
    • You feel miserable and sad.
    • You feel exhausted a lot of the time with no energy .
    • You feel as if even the smallest tasks are sometimes impossible.
    • You seldom enjoy the things that you used to enjoy-you may be off sex or food or may 'comfort eat' to excess. (
    • You feel very anxious sometimes.
    • You don't want to see people or are scared to be left alone. Social activity may feel hard or impossible. (Its a period of social retardness)
    • You find it difficult to think clearly
    • You feel like a failure and/or feel guilty a lot of the time. (Omg...i talked on the phone...omg I'm going to FAIL)
    • You sometimes feel that life isn't worth living. 
    • You feel irritable or angry more than usual. (STop talking to me mum) 
    • You feel you have no confidence. (I'm going to fail)
    • You feel that life is unfair.
    • You have difficulty sleeping or wake up very early in the morning and can't sleep again. You seem to dream all night long and sometimes have disturbing dreams. (I once dreamt about an essay that i failed because I wrote the wrong tutors name...)
    • You feel that life has/is 'passing you by.' (No Big Bro for me for one weekkk)
    • You may have physical aches and pains which appear to have no physical cause, such as back pain. (Or eye pain from the computers rayz...Or Chest pain for the nights of cramming.....Or from the lack of exercise/sunlight....Or from the endless packets of mee goreng or timtams your eating)
    May 13

    How to be a good customer 101.

    1. Do not pull out your Credit/Cheque/Savings card out if you want to purchase something that's worth $3.00. Especially if you have the change in your pocket, there is a long line of frustrated people and if the store has a $10.00 minimum.
     
    Note: If you don't have the money, then go to an ATM, noone cares if you only have a credit card. Do not try to plead/beg/sweet talk the register lady/man because they cannot do anything about it.
     
    2. Always be polite when making a request/asking annoying questions. You are not a special person, noone really gives a shit about your needs so if your going to make several requests all at once, at least be polite about it. Do not smile/talk in a patronising "i am better than you" fashion.
     
    Example:
    Lady A walks into a cafe and the first thing she says is
    "Is there a centre discount" (which is fine)         then she continues...
    "how many shots do you put in your small coffee" (one)
    "how much does it cost on a centre discount?" (10%)
    "how many shots do you put into your regular coffee? (two)
    "how many shots do you put in your large coffee" (three)
    "what flavours can i add?" (I recommend Irish Creme and hazelnut because its my personal favourites)
    "whats the difference?" (ummm...one tastes like hazelnut...and the other tastes like Irish Creme....I still wasn't annoyed though because valid questions)
    "How big are your cups?" (I show her)
    "Do you have toast" (we have raisin toast)
    "How much is one slice" (I type it in the comp to find it)
    "How much is two slices" (I type it in the comp to find it)
    "Do i get a centre discount on them?" (yes)
    "Can I have two slices...on separate plates, with a butter each" (sure)
    "I like it well done" (ok)
    "Can you do me a favour and enter my coffee + toast in the comp and then put the discount in" (I enter it in and tell her how much it is)
     
    .she stands there figuring it all out in her head
     
    She shortchanges me... her stand is like opposite ours (unfortunately) so I give ther the benefit of the doubt and wait for her to come back with 95 cents
     
    Lady walks out
    Lady walks in
     
    "Can you wave to me when everything is done" (ok....so I stand there waving to her like an idiot....she eventually comes over)
    "Can you butter it for me" (no)
     
    Lady Walks out
    Lady Walks in
     
    "Sorry that toast is burnt" (it wasn't burnt it was well done- "you wanted it well done" )
    "But its burnt" (so i chuck it out and start it again- I do it like normal this time and thank god she was happy with it)
    "Well done" (get outta my face bitch)
     
    Lady Walks out
    Lady Walks in
     
    "Can i have another butter"
     
    3. Don't come up to the register holding your finger up for customer service to wait whilst your busily chatting away on your mobile phone where there is a line of people behind you rolling their eyes at how rude you are
     
    4. Don't yell at other customers for cutting into your line if they didn't mean it and especially if it is a poor chinese fob girl who really didn't mean it and then have a go at the customer service rep for not observing whose first
     
     
     
     

    Things are looking up...

    I stopped drinking coffee but i drink red bull instead
    I stopped listening to music loudly in the car (for yi) but i sing loudly in the car instead
    I stopped mobile + driving but instead i sms + drive
    I stopped going online on msn but instead I watch youtube
    I stopped eating cake but instead I eat tim tams + oreos (its because of Gloria Jeans srsly)
    I stopped falling alsleep in the car (when I get home) instead I fall alsleep on the couch
    I stopped getting shit pay instead I get better pay + more fines
     
    ...things are beginning to turn around for me!!
     
     
    May 10

    Winters Coming Soon (again)

    What to Stock this year?
     
    - More toe socks, don't bag what you dont have (aka Yi and Emma)
    - Fingerless Gloves, always wanted those!
    - Seduce Coat, its like around $249.00 but I'll save because I can wear it for 10 years its really nice!
    - Lip balm, I've noticed that my lips are getting drier
    - Tim Tams!
    - Gloria Jeans Thermos (Don't rollll your eyes people=emma....I do not have a problem)
    - My Australia scarf!
    - Candles and scents and bubbles!
    - Hot Chocolate mmmmm yummmmm
    - Rain?
    - Hot Pot (Well you can't stock it but lets dock to it yeah????
    - Stockings
    - Friends Re-runs (because they live in a perpetually cold, sunshine deficient city- which willl be us in winter!)
     
    What to drop?
    - Blue spandex dresses with tight underwear and flab spewing trough
    - Old bad habits
    - Toxic friends
    - Low confidence
    April 17

    I have many addictions.

    1. Addicted to Gloria Jeans: Yes I work there but it doesn't mean I get free food or beverages (If I work for five hours I get one complimentary drink) and it really doesn't help that I smell it, I see it and I see others consume it right in front of me either. So now I am addicted. Everytime I see a Gloria Jeans I have to just walk in an get something....
     
    2. Addicted to CommunityChannel. Ok I feel like the biggest geek right now but I am absolutely addicted to CommunityChannels video blogs. I even went as far as messaging her to thank her for her videos and then sit at my computer just waiting for her response. FFs shes just an ordinary Vietnamese Australian chic from Sydney. I probably know her somehow (and if you know her pllleeease tell me!) But I'm acting like a crazy fan. But if you watch her video blogs, you'll understand. Shes completely hilarious
     
    3. Addicted to AIESEC.net. Even though currently theres only Emma, Nirm, Daniel and Bri (sometimes Fi) mostly posting, I pretty much go on AIESEC.net every day to check what's happening. I haven't had this feeling since 2005. Maybe we all just excited about AIESEC this year. Who knows?
     
    4. Addicted to gmail. OMFG Oendrila thank you thank you thank you thank you. Gmail is the BEST thing that has ever happened to me. The way it just threads your convos! EVeryone you just have to get gmail! I am serious. Plus there is gmail chat now as well. Gmail has pretty much saved me from a complete mental breakdown. I actually look forward to checking my email.
     
    5. Addicted to Coffee vending machines. Ok people who know me will never understand this. I certainly don't. I am completely fussy about my coffee and yet- I am addicted to instant coffee from vending machines- Seriously I have no idea why. It all started one night after a hard nights studying at uni when I really needed a coffee fix. The only place open was 7/11 and so I got a latte. It wasn't the best coffee but I thoroughly enjoyed the experience of having it. Can someone please explain to me whyyy I'm like this?
     
    6. Addicted to Emma. Ok it completely kills my pride but like I'm sure Emma feels the same way. No we are not gay. But like everyday we have to talk to each other. Even if its about something as irrelevant as Emma not being able to find a book or me finding something funny. And we almost always fight for who gets to talk and whoever loses (that is whoever is the one who could not get a word in) always tries to hang up. Ok so we have already both established that we don't ever talk to each other, rather we use each other as a pillar to talk about ourselves. And for some reason we always end up laughing.
     
    7. Addicted to my toe socks. Yes so there was a day when I forgot that I was working (and I was wearing thongs) so I had to go to an op shop to buy myself what Huy calls "dead girls shoes" (because people sell the shoes that others die in) and socks. Anyways, so I bought my $5.00 shoes (which i won't wear again cuz i'm weirded out by them) and I bought these really nice toe socks which I'm obsessed with. They wrap your toes! It feels so comforting to have your toes wrapped srs!
     
     
    April 09

    Yay I'm sinful!

    Seven Deadly Sins...

    WRATH


    1. Who did you last get angry with?
    In the middle of Chinatown these ugly drunk white guys made a racist dig at me. I wanted to turn around and tell him that his girlfriend is a fat ugly hoe (she was, she had lumps of cellulite on her arms and she wore a singlet? ew) but I didn't want to cause trouble so i just scowled.

    2. What is your weapon of choice?
    Cheats

    3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?

    Yes!

    4. How about the same sex?
    Duh.

    5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
    Probably my mum or mandy

    6. What is your pet peeve?
    I think i may offend alot of people so I'll just keep it to myself

    7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
    I can hold grudges for sure

    SLOTH


    1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't?
    Go for a walk

    2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
    6pm yeah...after a few days of no sleep

    3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?

    Yvonne, Tania and Viv...so contact me instead damnit

    4. What is the last lame excuse that you made?
    omfg i haven't told my mum about stateconference yet...and im going tomorrow....shit need to start thinking of something right away.... .... .... .... .....


    5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?

    Yes. But I enjoy watching them, does that count?

    6. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
    didn't have to...work called instead 

    GLUTTONY


    1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
    $7 Coffee at Pancake Parlour...yes I'll NEVER let that one go!

    2. Are you a meat eater?
    I heat my meat RARE!

    3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
    There was a day of non stop drinking and I was fine! That was long ago though....

    4. Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
    ....NEVER...

    5. Do you enjoy candy and sweets?

    Only Vanilla Slices and Chocolate and Custard and Creamy things oh and icecream and marshmellows

    6. Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
    All?

    7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?
    Mmmmmm yum....tender

    GREED


    1. How many credit cards do you own?
    one

    2. If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?

    Buy my parents a house, invest the rest of it...leaving a lil for me to go to the Middle East and Germany


    3. Would you rather be rich or famous?
    Rich, who needs fame when you can buy your friends?

    4. Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
    Yes I would actually...

    PRIDE


    1. What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
    Solidified some of the most uber friendships/sisterships with some of the most greatest people


    2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
    Completing Year 8 piano?


    3. What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
    Make a change...even something small

    4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
    Depending on who I come second to

    5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
    Definitely....my favourite contests lol

    6. Have you ever cheated to get a better score?
    Not that I can remember

    7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
    I woke up

    LUST


    1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?
    Is this a sneaky way of asking "how many people have you screwed?"

    2. How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)?
    Does it count yourself?

    3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
    sif anyones gonna own up to it

    4. What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
    I'm going to be really corny and say the eyes bleh


    5. Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?
    no!

    6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
    no but emma has hehehe

    ENVY

    1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
    I want Celias Soul!


    2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?


    Sarah Michelle Gellar....cuz I want Freddie Prinze

    3. If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
    Jesus

    4. Have you ever been cheated on?
    Nope

    5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
    Feet my god they're huge....


    6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
    ambition

    WHAT DEADLY SIN...


    Do you do the most often?
    Gluttony

    Do you do the least often?

    Wrath

    Is your favorite to act on?
    Greed and Lust ,,,hehehe who doesn't want the chance to act on those?  

    April 07

    Oldies

    So the other day I went to see my dad, and we watched youtube into the wee hours of the morning. Anyways, he managed to find all these really cool old songs which were really popular back in the day. If you have Chinese parents (especially if they sing karaoke) these songs are going to bring you back so many memories of your childhood. I still remember my dad teaching me to sing all these songs. Anyways, these artists are probably old and/or dead by now.
     
    Ming Tian Hui Geng Hao:
    An all star cast sing this (sometimes they look a bit gay). If they were famous today they would probably be doing drugs or going commando/bald and flashing everyone. Anyways, these are such feel good clips it can bring a smile to anyone!
    Enjoy!!!
     
    Note: Surprise your parents with these clips, they will love it.
     
      
     
    Jiu Gan Tang Mei Wu
    酒干倘賣無
    This is the main song for the movie "Jiu gan tang mei wu" Which translated in English means "A penny for a bottle" (or something like that)
    The movie is probably the only film I have never been able to watch to the end simply because it is too tragic, too painful.
     
    Its about a mute who takes in a baby girl whose mother abandoned her on the street with a note that simply says "look after her" (I know that the most recent adaptation- in a series rather than a movie-is slightly different, with the baby actually being left behind by an ex or something which is different from the original story). Anyways, this kind-hearted mute takes in the baby girl and looks after her like his own daughter much to the dismay of his wife who leaves him. Anyways, this guy makes his money out of selling empty bottles found on the streets. As his daughter grows up, she becomes a successful singer and eventually leaves her dad and her small village for the high life. She is so busy with building her career that she forgets to visit her lonely father who is sick as well. Anyways, long story short, she hears the news that her father is unwell and that his only wish is to see her before he goes. She rushes back to the village but she is too late, she just missed him- he died thinking she forgot about him. Anyways, there is much more layers to this story so I guess you will have to watch it yourself (if you are game- Im not exaggerating when I say that it almost killed me to watch it)
     
    Anyways the daughter sings the song "Jiu Gan Tang Mei Wu" after her father dies. Its a tribute to her father and its very beautifully composed and executed. Really, it helps you appreciate your parents before its too late.
     
      
     
     
    April 02

    Food labels! How to read them

    I was watching Oprah today and...
     
    And I learnt some very important dietary tips! Which I am going to listen to!
     
    To stay healthy:
    Avoid foods which contain any of these:
    - hydrogenated oil,
    - high fructose,
    - enriched flour, it means that all the good stuff is removed and replaced by this.
    - bleached flour,
    - THEY ARE EVIL!!!
     
    And Anything that has more than 4g of saturated fat and/or 4g of sugars should be discarded!!!
     
    I also learnt that:
    Everyone's tongue works different according to the different cells on your tongue. Genetically, people are either:
    - Under tasters
    - Balanced
    - Super tasters
     
    Apparently, you can check what you are about mixing a glass of warm water with a satchet of sweet and low. If it tastes sweet, your a super taster and it means your naturally more prone to be addicted to sweets. If it tastes bitter, then your an undertaster who tends to eat only to satisfy hunger.
     
     
    The most interesting of them all is:
    The type of food you eat reflects your mood
    Icecream/dairy= Loneliness
    Sweets= Depression
    Pasta= Sexual Frustration
    Savouries= Stress
    A mixture of them all= Jealousy
     
     
     
     
    March 25

    Jonathan Cainer

     

      

    Shu Shu Chen

    A very special Scorpio

    Shu Shu Chen is mysterious and enigmatic; deep, perceptive, powerful, passionate and terribly, terribly sexy! The sentence above must be true because Shu Shu is a Scorpio and Scorpios as we all know are infamous for their interest in... well now, here's a funny thing. Despite what they say, Scorpios are not actually quite as wild and wicked as they are painted. Shu Shu has, it must be said, a very hypnotic appeal but what's truly mesmerising about Shu Shu is not her pout but her perspicacity. Shu Shu has an uncanny, almost spooky to see right through you. She can make you feel naked and exposed just by casting one meaningful glance in your direction. What she is looking at though, when she peers below the surface, is not your underwear but your underlying intention! "Where are you coming from? What are you up to? Can you be trusted? Are you going to tell the truth?" These are the questions that Shu Shu subconsciously fires out as soon as she sees you. Her inner radar never fails to provide her with the right answer. She is sensitive beyond measure, and it is partly to protect her own sensitivity that she scrutinises people so thoroughly.

    There is another reason why Shu Shu Chen is so keen to see into your soul: she needs to know how sensitive you are. She knows from long, bitter experience that not many people can take the kind of candour that she cannot help but dispense. Shu Shu is not a person to mince her words, hold back her opinions or shy away from taboo topics. She doesn't want to cause offence, nor does she want to waste her time, so she picks her confidantes carefully. All of which brings us back to where we began. If you are sensitive enough to appreciate Shu Shu 's special qualities you will consider that there is something exceptionally sexy about her and she will feel the same way about you. So perhaps Shu Shu Chen is living proof that it is true what they say about Scorpios after all.

    Mandy Zhang

    A very special Capricorn

    Mandy Zhang is an unsung hero, an undiscovered genius...and an unknown quantity. It is because Mandy is such an unknown quantity that her heroism goes unsung and her genius undiscovered. Some people will blow their own trumpets from the highest hill even when those trumpets are battered and badly out of tune. Mandy is rather the opposite. No matter how bright the light inside her shines, she will always find a bushel big enough to hide it under. Mandy wants to be thought of as stable, steady and solid. She tries her best to do what the world expects of her, she wants to be a trooper - a loyal, reliable, down-to-earth kind of character. In the attempt to give this impression Mandy strives to be modest, restrained and realistic. She almost succeeds. Through diligent effort Mandy manages to persuade himself and the rest of the watching world that she is a known quantity. At best she will allow himself to be known for her talent in one particular area or for her courage with regard to one particular topic. The trouble is Mandy is a Capricorn and Capricorns, despite all that some astrologers say, are always unknown quantities.

    Deep down inside Mandy yearns to be wild and crazy, footloose and fancy-free. She wants to break the rules, question convention and court controversy. Only one thing stops her - a little voice in the back of her head that says "Excuse me, who do you think you are? That's not the kind of activity that Mandy Zhang can get away with." If you want to be a true friend to Mandy Zhang you must encourage her to ignore that voice. She will love you for it and she won't need much encouraging. Mandy Zhang was born to be brilliant. She was destined to be daring. One day she will realise this and then...the world had better look out.

    Emma Zhao

    A very special Piscean

    Emma Zhao will never grow up, and nor would we ever want her to. It is Emma 's ability to be innocently fun-loving and childlike that makes her so endearing. Emma Zhao is extremely clever and sophisticated. There is, after all, a very big difference between being childlike and being childish. Emma is open minded, unselfish and able somehow to approach each new day with a spirit of real, fresh inspiration. That explains why Emma enjoys life so much and it also explains why other people, looking at Emma 's life from a distance, cannot understand why she enjoys it so much. Those of us who know and love Emma Zhao find her enigmatic, mysterious or even downright baffling. We can't help liking her, but nor can we quite manage to work out where she is at, where she is coming from, what she is up to or what she is in to. Emma 's tastes and preferences are what some people would call eclectic, others would term unusual and most folk would classify as 'just plain weird.' Emma , though, is consistent in her inconsistency. There is method to her madness. Emma is interested in - even fascinated by - so many strange, different topics and subjects because Emma is such a natural experimenter.

    Emma doesn't need to travel the world in search of variety. Emma can wake up one morning feeling quite sure that she is one particular kind of person. By the afternoon she will be someone else. Her personality will not change, her loyalty will not waver but her mood will evolve allowing her to explore, enthusiastically, ways of behaviour which only a few hours ago seemed unattractive. Thus Emma Zhao creates a world in which there is constant variety and excitement. Boring people, who like to follow life's laws to the letter and stick rigidly to one fixed plan find Emma Zhao hard to handle or even to relate to. People with a sense of adventure, a sense of imagination and, most importantly of all a sense of humour, cannot get enough of Emma 's company.

    Maya Shamid

    A very special Virgoan

    Maya Shamid is deeply perceptive. Remember the story of the Princess and the Pea? Maya could detect a lentil under a million mattresses. Not, you understand that Maya spends her time looking for things to criticise. Far from it, Maya goes out of her way to avoid finding fault. It's just that faults have a way of finding her. It is as if they walk up to her and tap her on the shoulder saying "Maya, look at me can't you see how badly made\designed\organised I am? Please put me out of my misery. For heavens' sake let someone know what is wrong with me and tell them how to put me right!" Maya Shamid is a kind, sympathetic person who is always willing to help. How can she resist such a request? Reluctantly, for she knows it will cause controversy and she hates any form of conflict, she will come bravely to the aid of this poor little problem.

    Or so, at least that's how it seems to be. Maya Shamid is a Virgo and all Virgos find themselves, for some inexplicable reason, being labelled 'fussy.' Maya, though is actually very broad minded, tolerant and far sighted. She can forgive a thousand transgressions and excuse a multitude of mistakes. You can take advantage of her endless good nature and generally abuse her willingness to be friendly without ever hearing so much as a word of complaint. If, though, as you walk all over Maya you commit the cardinal sin of leaving your shoelaces undone, you will soon hear sharp words of complaint. There is though, a reason why Maya is so often easy going, restrained, and liable to take the blame for things which are not her fault. Given her impeccable eye for detail, her infallible insight into other people, and her accurate good judgement she could soon end up ruling the world. To ensure that others have at least a fighting chance nature has imbued Maya Shamid with a small handicap in the shape of a mild (and totally inappropriate) inferiority complex.

    Alaine Ding

    A very special Arian

    Alaine Ding is an energetic Aries with an irrepressible zest for life. When you need a problem solving or a decision making, Alaine Ding is the ideal candidate for the job. If you are ever worried about how to handle something - or you need someone you can absolutely rely on - Alaine will be the first to stride forward boldly declaring "Don't worry we'll soon sort THIS out."

    And, what's more, she will.

    Alaine Ding is not the kind of person to issuean empty promise. What Alaine says Alaine does - regardless of the consequences! That's part of the trouble. Alaine just doesn't know how to play the game of 'consequences'. She likes to live for the moment. She likes to throw herself passionately into whatever she happens to be feeling, thinking (or lusting after) right here right now. That's why Alaine usually ends up getting whatever she wants. That's also why, regardless of what she gets, she always ends up wanting something else!

    It is not that Alaine is fickle, more that she is fast. Fast on the uptake, fast on the trigger, fast on her feet and fast with her thoughts. She may give you the impression of being calm, and measured but inside her head, there's a state of the art computer, processing information at the speed of light. Her ideas are not the only things that can come and go in a hurry. Sometimes Alaine's moods are just as mercurial. One moment she is secretly seething, the next; perfectly poised. You can usually tell though - because Alaine rarely hides her feelings.

    You can't help loving Alaine Ding because no matter what she does or what she says you know that she has a heart as big as a mountain.

    Yi Chen

    A very special Libran

    Yi Chen doesn't know the meaning of the word 'enough.' It's not that Yi is greedy or that she lacks self-discipline - far from it. Yi goes out of her way to share, care and be fair. That's why she never quite knows when to stop. To draw the line you have to be a little insensitive. How, precisely, should it be measured? With a magnifying glass? Or with a microscope? Yi Chen is extremely sensitive and keenly perceptive. She is a Libran, born under the sign of the scale. Yi knows in her heart that no matter how meticulously you ever weigh anything in this world you can always reach a different conclusion if you apply a more refined set of measurements. Yi knows that those refinements are infinite. Hours have minutes, minutes have seconds. Seconds have nanoseconds. No wonder Yi Chen is never sure what time it is!

    Some people are prone to assume that Yi has her head in the clouds. They think that she lives in a world of her own full of lofty ideas and complex theories. Other people have the temerity to watch Yi at work in this way and to suppose that Yi is indecisive! Where on earth do they get that idea from? Actually Yi is one of the most decisive people on the face of the planet. she absolutely, definitely knows what she wants but she only knows it from one second to the next. To the untrained eye this appears to be an inconsistency. What they fail to see are the countless nanoseconds during which Yi's sense of purpose is solid as a rock. Yi, though, knows what people are thinking and so, to keep them on their toes she makes a point of declaring her intentions loudly and clearly. she makes quite sure that these brave statements never differ from day to day. That fools most of the people most of the time.

    March 19

    Mama mia!

    So my mum just found out that Donnie shoppo is being renovated
    she goes to me:
     
    "Maybe they are building a train station"
    ehhhhh....
     
    I asked her why? 
    She was like:
    "Because the Eastern Freeway is too full"
     
    I asked her how? There are no train tracks anywhere in any of the neighbouring suburbs around Donnie
    She had nothing to say....
     
     
    So my mum is about to turn right...the red light just doesn't seem to change
    I go to her:
    "ehhhh...maybe move forward a lil"
    She starts to move forward....and then she moves forward again...and again....(until she is almost in the middle of the road)
     
     
    So we arrive home (after she drives 10km under the speed limit the whole way), park in the driveway, my mum takes her purse out of the glovebox and goes:
    "I better take my purse....they might check my licence"
    ehhhhh....
     
    I love my mum, really, I do...
     
    Shes not always like this....
     
    March 16

    What a day...what a day...

    As i was walking into the office, I grimaced as I found that the office window had been once again barracaded by "It's up to you!" questions and dodgily cut up inspirational quotes (yesterday, a couple of cool alumnis took the whole thing down- once again revealing a window to the outside world) I won't name names, but lets just say that our president, also known as "Ling Ling", was determined to stick it back up again (and he did...and he did). Then as I entered the office, I grimaced again because our office appeared more cluttered than ever before, something that is utterly amazing, I never knew it could get worse! More amazing perhaps is how frequently the office is cleaned. None of us actually like clutter, Murad is afraid of it, Raj cannot stand it, Richie and Dino sigh each time they walk into the office (I hear it!) Daz thoroughly cleaned it during transition, then a few weeks later, Murad cleaned it again, then Raj cleaned it, and then Murad cleaned it, and then Raj cleaned it again (that very afternoon Raj came into the office and was very angry that within a few hours the office got dirty again) I think between those massive cleaning tasks (Gen, Richie and I have all put on our cleaning gloves- to no avail!)
     
    Anyways in entering the office, I found some solace in Gen's warm smile and greetings and some nicely well brewed coffee. After our coffees, we planned to re- establish somewhat of a window by "editing" Murads creative (and interesting) "poster collage" by reordering and recutting his "artfully cut" inspirational quotes so that we could have at least 1/4 of a window. After I got final preparations for induction sorted out, I started to clean up the clutter, frantically finding places to store weird random items (there was this block of something...I sat there thinking for ages about what it could possibly be and in the end, I just gave up and placed it next to the 1/4 filled can of beer (never has been opened), and a tin of a now long overdue coffee (seemingly untouched since initially purchursed...it expired two years ago) Anyways as I was cleaning...I found a notice on our board which stopped me right in my tracks....
     
    On our (newly cleaned whiteboard- thanks to antibacterial face wipes), written with new whiteboard (not permanent) markers was a very simple yet an exciting proposal from Oendrila- encouraging us to apply for Gloria Jeans! A few of the following events that day propelled me to rush to any internet cafe bar, write up my resume and rush down to Gloria Jeans to apply. Anyways, after I saw that notice, I called up Oendrila who told me how they really needed people in Chadstone (and how I would be getting double what I am paid now) Also when I got to work at 12, my manager at optus rolled her eyes and told me that I actually start my shift at 1. It finally occured to me exactly what I had to do, I rushed to the closest internet cafe, got ripped off but in the end, was able to hand in my resume at 12:53, speak to the manager for a few minutes before I literally ran back to Optus to start my long dreaded shift. 
     
    Working at Optus yesterday, it was starkly clear to me that I made the right decision. Again, we were understaffed and I was worked all alone from like 3-7 which was stupid. We were busy and all the customers I got from 3-5 were all "difficult". There was one stage when some guy was on his mobile, another girl was on the phone to customer service to port her B number to Optus, another guy was on our other phone trying to stop the premium smses that Optus was sending him (and charging him to receive), this lady comes in to use our store mobile to call her daughter (And our phone doesn't work so she kept asking me questions which I didn't want to answer) And at the same time, this dude who got connected by us but whose phone line is still not connected (Even though today is his service start date) so I had to chase that up. Anyways, I kept getting requests for W880's (that cool slim sony ericsson that 3 sells- that phone that we don't have) It was just so stupid. It becomes clear that Optus mobile department is a sinking one (and I'm not just saying that because I'm some embittered staffer). It makes no sense to me why anyone would want a mobile phone plan with Optus, we have shitty and expensive mobiles, crappy customer service and crappy plans save "yes time". Our DSL, phone and internet plans are okay, mostly because Telstra is just so crap.
     
    Anyways later that night we (Celia, Kay, Kev, Frank & Rex) held a "surprise" party for Emma at "Mojo's weird pizzas" down at Queens Parade. Anyways, we hatched a most brilliant plan to really surprise her. Kay told Emma that we were having an AIESEC meeting in the library (I told emma to prepare for it too! haha) Anyways, it was all going to plan, Kay was driving Emma and was going to prank us when they got there. Anyways, I called up Emma to complain that they were taking so long and that I was all alone. Anyways, long story short, we stuffed up our surprise. Don't really know whose fault it was but Emma could actually see us roaming about trying to help Kay find her way and as they approached us, I was outside with Celia and I was saying "i think she knows" when we heard emmas laugh.....We got caught! hehe...anyways those pizzas were sooo nice. Afterwards, in the alleyways of macdonalds, where we just "hanged about seemingly for an extensive period of time" they gave emma her present which she really liked.
     
    Anyways, it was a bizarre but interesting day. I am seriously craving a Nachos pizza right now....
     
     
     
     
      
    March 15

    Where are the happy blogs?

    Looking at everyones blogs...one theme is evident-
     
    Its all sad!
     
    Why? Why is everyone going through such a difficult time?
     
    looking forward to the happy blogs
     
     
    March 14

    I'm Curseddddd....stupid week

    I've been cursed this week.
     
    Technological dilemmas
    My Internet stopped working on Sunday
    The work computer was really really slow on Monday
    I went to Celias house on Monday to use her internet and her Microsoft word happened to die when I was using it
    My phone signal went down on Tuesday
    My wireless at uni died on Tuesday
    I used gmail today and gmail chat went down this morning
    I emailed important induction documents and it was never received
    My computer just shut down on me for no apparent reason a second ago
    My MSN froze a minute ago
    I lost my USB
     
    On the flip side:
    - I fixed my DSL! Even though the first techy support dude was lik "all you can do is report a fault..some optus dude will come in and fix ur lines". Seriously if i took that option...I would have been fined $99 becuz they would have found that it was an internal error. All i needed to do was reset my modem (I found out after I contacted another techy support dude after him)
    - My phone miraculously is working a bit better....
    - Everything is back on track with internet...hopefully they received the induction documents
    - My friend fixed her word...for the better!
    - gmail chat is up and working again
    - i'm appreciating my internet more
    - I know enough about DSL to actually work for tech support hehe
     
    Work dilemmas
    My boss hates me....what else can i say?
     
    On the flip side:
    - Everyday is a learning experience
    - Its a mentally stimulating job unlike the last one
     
    Uni dilemmas
    COM3120 = WTF?
    I dropped it....theres no way im going to be good at it (not this semester anyways) I asked the lecturer what it takes to do well and he goes...make sure you read the texts every week-> I asked him....ok so like which chapters and he goes...the whole book...and ffs its Charles Dickens! I cannot read a Charles Dickenesque book every week (even though we were doing Hard Times which is only 324 a slimmer book compared to his other books)
     
    On the flip side:
    - I have taken an interest in Charles Dickens writings
    - I can be a dodgy nerd and read all my books anyways so next year wen i do it...ill have that extra edge
     
     
     
    March 10

    Condoleeza raps this is hilarious

      
    March 09

    What the AIESEC platform means to me.

    When I first joined AIESEC, I always hated describing AIESEC as being "an international platform for young people to discover and develop their potential" because frankly, I didn't understand it, actually maybe I didn't understand AIESEC at all back then, but as I write this entry today, two months into my EB term, not only do I fully understand what our brand promise means but also I am able to clearly see exactly the impact it has.
     
    It is a very individual and personal platform which had allowed me to completely step out of my comfort zone, to do things I never dreamt I would be doing for someone my age. It's a platform which has allowed me to dabble in leading a team, planning and running a event, public speaking, networking, contacting externals and learning heaps about my uni- all within three weeks!. In performing all those functions, honestly, I wasn't that good at it at all. I found that I made heaps of mistakes which at times lead to dire consequences. But then again, I found alot of hidden strengths I never dreamt I could do as well.
     
    For example:
     
    I did my first lecture bash last week. I always thought that public speaking was one of my weakest links,  but actually I really enjoyed it. Before I walked in, I was shitting myself srsly, I was so scared, I was so nervous and I did not know what to expect. I actually didn't know what came over me, but as I did the bash, this absolute calming sensation came over me and I was able to deliver it. I actually thought I did very well. I got a really great audience response and the lecturer was so nice. Its strange what happens to you when you feel confident!
     
    I have also experienced my biggest failure yesterday as well. I was organising a brand building event in order to wow the attendees, in the weeks coming up to yesterday, I was feeling fairly confident that the event was going to be successful and also that it would attract alot of attendees. So imagine our disappointment and embarrassment when 10 people showed up. I felt so bad, especially because Susie O'Neill had driven down to Clayton to talk about how she started and expanded her Kids Foundation. You would seriously think that someone like Susie would attract a much larger following than like 10 people. I felt like I had let my team and my EB down. I also felt crap because everyone put alot of faith and effort into this, just like me. But then again, I have learnt so much from this event, I can see so clearly where I stuffed up and in a way, this could be the biggest blessing in disguise. Its a event which we learnt heaps from and to have that sort of experience in the beginning of the EB term would be helpful down the track.
     
    So back to the AIESEC Platform, I guess the message is that, if in one week, if in one day I could get that sort of experience and learning from this organisation. I can only begin to fathom all that I could possibly learn and experience for the rest of the year, and the rest of my experience in AIESEC. In that way, AIESEC has made a definite and real impact on me.
     
     
    March 02

    Want longer lasting SEX?

    Bit inappropriate of me to post that?
     
    What if I told you that a billboard with the exact above message "want longer lasting sex" boldly stated in the middle of an intersection is currently being advertised in Bulleen??
     
    Yep today as I was driving home for work, first I saw SEX in bold letters and then as I drove closer I saw the rest of it....
     
    Is it me? Or is that just a tad inappropriate??
     
    I am NOT kidding, see it for urself (bulleen/manningham rd). The Billboard is bright yellow so it definitely stands out!
     
    This is worse than those viagra ads they play on the radio in the arvo (trust me, it gets very awkward when you work in a quiet cake shop too!)
     
    Parents are going to have aloooot to explain to their kids for sure!!!!
    February 23

    An inspirational O-week at Monash.

    Who said that students don't care?

    Orientation Carnival was amazing. Despite the 30 degree days, members from various Monash clubs and societies were out there in the sun, selling their clubs to potential new recruits. Walking around the stalls, you could see the hard work everybody had put in for their clubs. Every stall looked fantastic, the energy of all the members was high, everyone was smiling, happy, even though they were tired, dehydrated and sweaty even. The Japanese club were all dressed up in their trad. costumes, on the first day they cooked for students, the second day they performed a really cool dance for everyone. The Indian club had really succeeded in raising inkind for their stalls. They handed out real Domino's pizza's. Another club gave out Krispy Kremes. Then you had ASEAN who were all wearing matching sunnies and looking like they were having the best time- they probably were. Another highlight was the gigantic Jenga block student services (i think) had. Imagine...life size Jenga pieces! I tried once, I nearly ruined it!! The karate (or some martial arts) club did demos on the lawn, the Optus girls actually walked up to all our stalls...even Coffee HQ had the most sexiest Coffee Bean mascot doing rounds in such hot weather. Some guy walked around with a free hugs sign, there was a live band and plenty of free stuff was given out.

    Then there was AIESEC. Bit biased since I am from AIESEC.

    The dedication and love we all have for AIESEC is never as evident than it is during recruitment. Big O came all the way to Clayton to go to her class but she skipped it to help out with our stall. After Raj climbed out of his Coffee Been suit (musta been like 50 degrees in that suit), he came right over to our stall to help out, some of us skipped work for it, Murad had one million things to do and one million things to deal with and yet he still made it to our stall, Gen pretty much spent all day doing AIESEC, even though she had a night shift she had to rush to, I never saw Richie eat, he was so tired but he never showed it! (Actually did any of us eat?) Daz was there to help out with everything, Daz is always there for us!!! Heidi trained from Melbourne stalls to help us with our stalls, Kid travelled all the way to Clayton by himself (even though he's been here for like less than a week!) some of us would stay way into the night in a stuffy AIESEC office stuffing showbags, but we always remained energetic, happy and passionately AIESEC! And everyone did it, not because we had to- but because we wanted to, because we love AIESEC, because we love our LC, because we love our region, because we love each other, because we love Monash and this is getting a bit sad.

    If anyone tells you that students don't care. They are wrong. Just look at all the student clubs and societies!

     

    I love Box Hill!

    Now that I work in extremely close proximity to (in order of closesness)
     
    Trace - Hey I went to find her today, she weren't there :( But i know you will be
     
    Oendrila- She works at Gloria Jeans as well!!! (I like Gloria Jeans, despite all the crap people say about it!!
     
    Emma- Don't really know where she works....but she knows where I work and thats the most important thing
     
    YAY!!!!!
     
    Please all come visit me!! I get so bored...today we just googled random people and played minesweeper
     
     
     
     
     
     
    February 20

    My dilemma: Optus, Vodaphone or Optus???

    Currently I am working at Optus and my manager wants to shift me to Vodaphone because they have serious staffing issues over there. The reason they chose me was- cause I can speak mandarin?????? absolutely hilarious-> Still can't believe I got away with lying during my interview!!! Surprised they haven't realised yet that I don't really understand mandarin.
     
    Anyways, now that such an opportunity has presented itself, today I am suppose to tell my manager my final decision.
     
    Weighing in the pros and the cons....I have decided to go to Vodaphone or Optus.
     
    Pros + Cons: Optus
    - The staff are awesome
    - Easier to sell phones + DSL
    - People trust Optus
    - Promotions are always on
    - Since I have been there for like a month already, I know all the products and promotions through and through
    - Real dickheads come to Optus. Get abused like everyday
    - Stock is never ordered
    - Optus Customer service drives me nutters
    - Still don't know how to deal with Strathfield customers
     
    Pros and Cons: Vodaphone:
    - The customers apparently are much nicer
    - Can always go back to Optus if not liking it there
    - There's this one girl I think I might have trouble working with over there (I've told my manager about this...)
    - Same crap pay, crap commission (although my manager worked really hard to get it for us), hours, pretty much its all the same
    - I can say I worked for Vodaphone
    - Paid training!
    - I have to relearn all the deals and crap
    - Potentially better in the long term- could get more hours simply because I would know how to work in both shops
    - Harder to sell vodaphone
    - Relaxing job, my manager told me about how she did her homework when she was at Vodaphone
     
    ........or Optus (another one....wait I'll get to that)
     
    FIRSTLY: A little history about me and Optus:
     
    2005: I sat through five days of training down at Queen Street to work as a sales rep for Optus. I went to China (and they knew!) And someone else took my job before I even got to start it!!!
     
    2005: Through a recruitment company- I went to train as a sales rep, as I got there I realised that we were selling Optus again so I sucked it in and sat through 3 days of training for them. I lasted for three months in the job before I quit. They still owe me like $150.00
     
    2007: With current employers now: I sat through two days of training. Have been working there for one month already.
     
    SHould I?
    Go through another 5 days of training? For another job in Optus...this is all becoming a little ridiculous for me...
    ......
     
    In a way: I really don't want to sort of change from Optus (again)
     
    This other Optus:
     
    Emmas like telling me about this call centre shes applying for. Which is...also in boxhill, Optus as well, better pay too (like double what I am getting now) They are taking applications now....
     
    But am I ready to sit through another five days of Optus training (cause that is a prerequisites of this job) especially since....i may not get paid for it...and since...I've sat through soo many Optus training already and since I pretty much know my Optus shit.
     
    Pros and Cons:
    - Working with Emma (could be either)
    - More pay, more commissions
    - More abuse, hard to sell
    - Its a risk: I don't want to quit again from another Optus job becuase what if this does not work out? Theres no going back
    - Apparently its not dodgy
    - New centre
    - Still at Box Hill
    - No pay for training
    - You can always just hang up on dickheads
    - More stressful.
     
    Argh..