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September 26 This weird Sms I got.Hehe, someone accidently SMSed this to me (it wasn't for me) I shouldnt exploit it, god knows whats gonna happen if she/he ever comes across this blog..
Sorry it took me so long, I'm good how
are you? Don't be sorry Jackass! I'll hold
you to that punishment..you know ;P when
do you get back? I handed in some resumes
today what did you get up to?
I listened to the whole album twice go the
spa its the best! Have a good one you
dirty pirate hooker!
Can't wait for that punishment love melon
........hmmmm...
LMAO!!!!!!! September 20 You know when you cross the road really slowly....You know that period where you have to cram in a lot of work to finish that assignment, or study for that exam that you know you cannot pass and so you kind of want to get injured or get really sick so you can avoid the load of work? Well I'm not suicidal and i would never even try...but I find myself crossing the road really slowly, hoping that a car would hit me, because even if i don't die i might get an extension... or when i get really sick I hope to get sicker (for the reasons stated above)...
...but the best feeling ever is when you've finished that assignment, that exam and suddenly you cross the road really safely and you take all these antibiotics?
the crazy world of procrastination.... I want to be famous....on myspace and youtube....
I want to have 9000 friends on Myspace and to have 500 000 hits on my uploaded You Tube stream (not that I have made any yet) I want to be the most famous virtual person on the net. I want my blogs to be so popular that people rush to read them, and re- read them. I want to be so famous on the internet that they play me on TV.
blah. September 10 Parent Vs Child pt 1.Historical note:
Parent has always enjoyed comparing daughter to "better" family friends, which I am sure happens to alot of us kids.
Parent: "She (family friends daughter) always bring's her own lunch to school, she never spends more than $20.00 on her phone bill per month, once a night she would go out with her friends for dinner or something and spends $10.00, she never talks on the phone, she tries to save up money for plane ticket to china so she can visit her parents"
Daughter: Ok...
Parent: "yes shes...shes..there's an english word to describe her..."
Daughter: "Oh yes, it's tightass"
(Parent doesn't know what tightass means)
Parent: "What?"
Daughter: "Cheap tightass"
Parent: "Cheap?"
Daughter: "just call her a tightass"
Parent: "ok shes a tightass"
(Daughter smiles evily) September 09 Assistant Chef from HellHe licks the syrup that sweetens your cakes
The remnants of the cake stuck to his cheek,
His clothes so dirty, his breath, it rakes
His life so dreer, his soul so bleek.
He threatens without emotion,
Inappropriate words exchanged,
We want to seek his expulsion,
His mind deranged.
He screams at her, fury in his breath
She starts to tremble, so do i,
the room is brought to steadth,
He leaves when tears come to her eyes,
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I googled myself and i was shocked...Inspired by Hamish and Andy (where Andy googled this girl he had just met to get some more details on her) I decided to google myself to see what comes up. I typed shushu chen and I found urbandictionary.com which came up with a description of me...and its all so true hehe...brought back to many memories...and then the truly shocking thing came...i typed "shu shu chen" and it came up with aiesec and my high school....i swear i felt my cheeks go really red...
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