Laugh Out Loud Pt 1.

At Monsieur..we are looking for people to work, in the front

Girl: "I want to see your manager"

Me: "What is this about?"

Girl: "I want a job"

Me: "They are busy. Do you have a resume?"

Girl: "Ill give you my information" (Hands me a yellow post it note that reads: "Name, Number- message: "I love cakes. I like to make them" )

Me: "Do you have any experience?"

Girl: "I like to make cake"

Me: "Do you have coffee- making experience?"

Girl: "I can make cake"

I am thinking... Ok. Maybe she might be like a pro cake maker who could help the kitchen out

Me: "What kind of cake- making experience do you have?"

Girl: "I make cake with my mum at home. I like making cake. It is artful (goes into a semi- monologue about the art of cake)

Me: (REally trying hard not to laugh...) "Ill get my manager to call you" (hoping she will go away)

Girl:(outta nowhere) "I was born in China"

Me: "ok"

Girl: "I came here two weeks ago" (I can tell!)

Me: "ok...I'll get them to call you..but it might take a while cuz they are busy" 

Girl continues to stare at me...shes quite intense

She eventually leaves slowly...sometimes turning back to look at me...and I really try hard not 2 laugh so i smile freakily at her..(I know thats mean..but I really couldn't help it)

When shes out of sight...i start to laugh...THe day isn't over yet...

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Laugh out loud Pt 2.

A Saleman comes in trying to sell pants. I was quite embarrased to see him because he may have caught me singing..but now that i reflect...maybe not...ANYWAYS...so I thought..yeah lets give him a chance (I know what its like in sales)

Me: I'll ask my boss and see if he is interested

(Boss comes out)

Salesman: "The girl told me that you are interested in these products" (I was thinking like..fark you i never said that you sly lil man)

Me: "No i never said that"

Salesman tries to sell pants, my boss tries to haggle..Now the thing is, I swear the salesman had the same accent of the Russell Peters Asian impersonation...it was kind of funny..I tuned out until I heard something like...

Boss 2 salesman: Are you single

Salesman: I am engaged

Boss to Me: Sorry Shu (OMG!!!!...WTF lol...how embarrasing!!!!)

I turn bright red...and by now ive got the biggest giggles..which i try to suppress..but all the events of that day and the past week at work got to me...and I was like dying...choking on my laugh..

I was soooo close to suppressing it until the salesman started to speak with that accent again and I fully burst out laughing...I escaped to the toilets for a while...

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Sigh*

A well-known remarkably good approximation to pi is 355/113 = 3.1415929... If one part of this fraction is reversed and added to the other part, we get

553 + 113 = 666

Pi: The ratio of beauty and the ratio of the construction of the human body (Da Vinci Code). Does that mean that we are inherently evil????????? Oooohh Conspiracy..

Bill Gates= The Antichrist? http://egomania.nu/gates.html

Quote from the Bible: http://egomania.nu/gates.html

"He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name. This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666." Revelation 13:16-18.


The Internet also bears the sign. Note that the Internet is also commonly known as the World Wide Web or WWW. One other way we write W is V/ (VI) so:

W W W = VI VI VI 6 6 6

This gives me something to ponder upon. Isn't everything going towards the Internet? (i.e., buying/selling goods, business transactions) Isn't Microsoft always on the move to have a monopoly when it comes to software technology? And now, The Internet?


Revelations also says that the mark of the beast will be carried on one's Hand and one's forehead. If the Internet would indeed be the sign of the beast aren't we all starting to carry it on our hands and foreheads??? Screens (forehead) and make use of the mouse (hand)??? Are things finally falling into place or are we just letting our imagination run wild??? Remember, the devil came to cheat, steal, and to destroy...so be VIGILANT about Bill Gates and Microsoft.

http://egomania.nu/gates.html

NOTE: I FIND THIS NONSENSE COMPLETELY BULLSHIT. I DO NOT BELIEVE IN THE MARK>...but conspiracy theories are pretty kewl...

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