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March 25 Jonathan Cainer
March 19 Mama mia!So my mum just found out that Donnie shoppo is being renovated
she goes to me:
"Maybe they are building a train station"
ehhhhh....
I asked her why?
She was like:
"Because the Eastern Freeway is too full"
I asked her how? There are no train tracks anywhere in any of the neighbouring suburbs around Donnie
She had nothing to say....
So my mum is about to turn right...the red light just doesn't seem to change
I go to her:
"ehhhh...maybe move forward a lil"
She starts to move forward....and then she moves forward again...and again....(until she is almost in the middle of the road)
So we arrive home (after she drives 10km under the speed limit the whole way), park in the driveway, my mum takes her purse out of the glovebox and goes:
"I better take my purse....they might check my licence"
ehhhhh....
I love my mum, really, I do...
Shes not always like this....
March 16 What a day...what a day...As i was walking into the office, I grimaced as I found that the office window had been once again barracaded by "It's up to you!" questions and dodgily cut up inspirational quotes (yesterday, a couple of cool alumnis took the whole thing down- once again revealing a window to the outside world) I won't name names, but lets just say that our president, also known as "Ling Ling", was determined to stick it back up again (and he did...and he did). Then as I entered the office, I grimaced again because our office appeared more cluttered than ever before, something that is utterly amazing, I never knew it could get worse! More amazing perhaps is how frequently the office is cleaned. None of us actually like clutter, Murad is afraid of it, Raj cannot stand it, Richie and Dino sigh each time they walk into the office (I hear it!) Daz thoroughly cleaned it during transition, then a few weeks later, Murad cleaned it again, then Raj cleaned it, and then Murad cleaned it, and then Raj cleaned it again (that very afternoon Raj came into the office and was very angry that within a few hours the office got dirty again) I think between those massive cleaning tasks (Gen, Richie and I have all put on our cleaning gloves- to no avail!)
Anyways in entering the office, I found some solace in Gen's warm smile and greetings and some nicely well brewed coffee. After our coffees, we planned to re- establish somewhat of a window by "editing" Murads creative (and interesting) "poster collage" by reordering and recutting his "artfully cut" inspirational quotes so that we could have at least 1/4 of a window. After I got final preparations for induction sorted out, I started to clean up the clutter, frantically finding places to store weird random items (there was this block of something...I sat there thinking for ages about what it could possibly be and in the end, I just gave up and placed it next to the 1/4 filled can of beer (never has been opened), and a tin of a now long overdue coffee (seemingly untouched since initially purchursed...it expired two years ago) Anyways as I was cleaning...I found a notice on our board which stopped me right in my tracks....
On our (newly cleaned whiteboard- thanks to antibacterial face wipes), written with new whiteboard (not permanent) markers was a very simple yet an exciting proposal from Oendrila- encouraging us to apply for Gloria Jeans! A few of the following events that day propelled me to rush to any internet cafe bar, write up my resume and rush down to Gloria Jeans to apply. Anyways, after I saw that notice, I called up Oendrila who told me how they really needed people in Chadstone (and how I would be getting double what I am paid now) Also when I got to work at 12, my manager at optus rolled her eyes and told me that I actually start my shift at 1. It finally occured to me exactly what I had to do, I rushed to the closest internet cafe, got ripped off but in the end, was able to hand in my resume at 12:53, speak to the manager for a few minutes before I literally ran back to Optus to start my long dreaded shift.
Working at Optus yesterday, it was starkly clear to me that I made the right decision. Again, we were understaffed and I was worked all alone from like 3-7 which was stupid. We were busy and all the customers I got from 3-5 were all "difficult". There was one stage when some guy was on his mobile, another girl was on the phone to customer service to port her B number to Optus, another guy was on our other phone trying to stop the premium smses that Optus was sending him (and charging him to receive), this lady comes in to use our store mobile to call her daughter (And our phone doesn't work so she kept asking me questions which I didn't want to answer) And at the same time, this dude who got connected by us but whose phone line is still not connected (Even though today is his service start date) so I had to chase that up. Anyways, I kept getting requests for W880's (that cool slim sony ericsson that 3 sells- that phone that we don't have) It was just so stupid. It becomes clear that Optus mobile department is a sinking one (and I'm not just saying that because I'm some embittered staffer). It makes no sense to me why anyone would want a mobile phone plan with Optus, we have shitty and expensive mobiles, crappy customer service and crappy plans save "yes time". Our DSL, phone and internet plans are okay, mostly because Telstra is just so crap.
Anyways later that night we (Celia, Kay, Kev, Frank & Rex) held a "surprise" party for Emma at "Mojo's weird pizzas" down at Queens Parade. Anyways, we hatched a most brilliant plan to really surprise her. Kay told Emma that we were having an AIESEC meeting in the library (I told emma to prepare for it too! haha) Anyways, it was all going to plan, Kay was driving Emma and was going to prank us when they got there. Anyways, I called up Emma to complain that they were taking so long and that I was all alone. Anyways, long story short, we stuffed up our surprise. Don't really know whose fault it was but Emma could actually see us roaming about trying to help Kay find her way and as they approached us, I was outside with Celia and I was saying "i think she knows" when we heard emmas laugh.....We got caught! hehe...anyways those pizzas were sooo nice. Afterwards, in the alleyways of macdonalds, where we just "hanged about seemingly for an extensive period of time" they gave emma her present which she really liked.
Anyways, it was a bizarre but interesting day. I am seriously craving a Nachos pizza right now....
March 15 Where are the happy blogs?Looking at everyones blogs...one theme is evident-
Its all sad!
Why? Why is everyone going through such a difficult time?
looking forward to the happy blogs
March 14 I'm Curseddddd....stupid weekI've been cursed this week.
Technological dilemmas
My Internet stopped working on Sunday
The work computer was really really slow on Monday
I went to Celias house on Monday to use her internet and her Microsoft word happened to die when I was using it
My phone signal went down on Tuesday
My wireless at uni died on Tuesday
I used gmail today and gmail chat went down this morning
I emailed important induction documents and it was never received
My computer just shut down on me for no apparent reason a second ago
My MSN froze a minute ago
I lost my USB
On the flip side:
- I fixed my DSL! Even though the first techy support dude was lik "all you can do is report a fault..some optus dude will come in and fix ur lines". Seriously if i took that option...I would have been fined $99 becuz they would have found that it was an internal error. All i needed to do was reset my modem (I found out after I contacted another techy support dude after him)
- My phone miraculously is working a bit better....
- Everything is back on track with internet...hopefully they received the induction documents
- My friend fixed her word...for the better!
- gmail chat is up and working again
- i'm appreciating my internet more
- I know enough about DSL to actually work for tech support hehe
Work dilemmas
My boss hates me....what else can i say?
On the flip side:
- Everyday is a learning experience
- Its a mentally stimulating job unlike the last one
Uni dilemmas
COM3120 = WTF?
I dropped it....theres no way im going to be good at it (not this semester anyways) I asked the lecturer what it takes to do well and he goes...make sure you read the texts every week-> I asked him....ok so like which chapters and he goes...the whole book...and ffs its Charles Dickens! I cannot read a Charles Dickenesque book every week (even though we were doing Hard Times which is only 324 a slimmer book compared to his other books)
On the flip side:
- I have taken an interest in Charles Dickens writings
- I can be a dodgy nerd and read all my books anyways so next year wen i do it...ill have that extra edge
March 09 What the AIESEC platform means to me.When I first joined AIESEC, I always hated describing AIESEC as being "an international platform for young people to discover and develop their potential" because frankly, I didn't understand it, actually maybe I didn't understand AIESEC at all back then, but as I write this entry today, two months into my EB term, not only do I fully understand what our brand promise means but also I am able to clearly see exactly the impact it has.
It is a very individual and personal platform which had allowed me to completely step out of my comfort zone, to do things I never dreamt I would be doing for someone my age. It's a platform which has allowed me to dabble in leading a team, planning and running a event, public speaking, networking, contacting externals and learning heaps about my uni- all within three weeks!. In performing all those functions, honestly, I wasn't that good at it at all. I found that I made heaps of mistakes which at times lead to dire consequences. But then again, I found alot of hidden strengths I never dreamt I could do as well.
For example:
I did my first lecture bash last week. I always thought that public speaking was one of my weakest links, but actually I really enjoyed it. Before I walked in, I was shitting myself srsly, I was so scared, I was so nervous and I did not know what to expect. I actually didn't know what came over me, but as I did the bash, this absolute calming sensation came over me and I was able to deliver it. I actually thought I did very well. I got a really great audience response and the lecturer was so nice. Its strange what happens to you when you feel confident!
I have also experienced my biggest failure yesterday as well. I was organising a brand building event in order to wow the attendees, in the weeks coming up to yesterday, I was feeling fairly confident that the event was going to be successful and also that it would attract alot of attendees. So imagine our disappointment and embarrassment when 10 people showed up. I felt so bad, especially because Susie O'Neill had driven down to Clayton to talk about how she started and expanded her Kids Foundation. You would seriously think that someone like Susie would attract a much larger following than like 10 people. I felt like I had let my team and my EB down. I also felt crap because everyone put alot of faith and effort into this, just like me. But then again, I have learnt so much from this event, I can see so clearly where I stuffed up and in a way, this could be the biggest blessing in disguise. Its a event which we learnt heaps from and to have that sort of experience in the beginning of the EB term would be helpful down the track.
So back to the AIESEC Platform, I guess the message is that, if in one week, if in one day I could get that sort of experience and learning from this organisation. I can only begin to fathom all that I could possibly learn and experience for the rest of the year, and the rest of my experience in AIESEC. In that way, AIESEC has made a definite and real impact on me.
March 02 Want longer lasting SEX?Bit inappropriate of me to post that?
What if I told you that a billboard with the exact above message "want longer lasting sex" boldly stated in the middle of an intersection is currently being advertised in Bulleen??
Yep today as I was driving home for work, first I saw SEX in bold letters and then as I drove closer I saw the rest of it....
Is it me? Or is that just a tad inappropriate??
I am NOT kidding, see it for urself (bulleen/manningham rd). The Billboard is bright yellow so it definitely stands out!
This is worse than those viagra ads they play on the radio in the arvo (trust me, it gets very awkward when you work in a quiet cake shop too!)
Parents are going to have aloooot to explain to their kids for sure!!!! |
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