I like Lindsay Lohan. (from what I have seen)

I find her honest. I appreciate honesty.

I also find her pretty.

I think she would be a good friend.

Cut her some slack you people.

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see-
I’m just a poor boy,i need no sympathy-
Because I’m easy come,easy go,
A little high,little low,
Anyway the wind blows,doesn’t really matter to me,
To me

Mama,just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger,now he’s dead,
Mama,life had just begun,
But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away-
Mama ooo,
Didn’t mean to make you cry-
If I’m not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really matters-

Too late,my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Body’s aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-I’ve got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Mama ooo- (any way the wind blows)
I don’t want to die,
I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all-

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Galileo,galileo,
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico-
But I’m just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
He’s just a poor boy from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh baby-can’t do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,

Any way the wind blows....

Every state has different laws. Here are the sillier ones...

 

In Alabama, your not allowed to play dominoes on Sunday or wear a fake moustache to church or place your icecream in your back pocket...but you are allowed incestuos marriages...

 

In California, molesting a butterfly or detonating a nuclear bomb within city limits will incur a $500 fine. Males are not allowed to beat their wives with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent, prior to the event.

 

In Florida, they take their animal rights seriously. Residents are banned from imitating animals, molesting a Key deer or engaging in sexual activities with a porcupine. You may also not steal crabs and if you even try to steal a horse- it is punishable by death. Chickens are also a protected species.

 

In Indiana, it is illegal to backstab or engage in "spiteful gossip". It is also illegal to bath during winter or watch a movie in a public arena within five hours of eating garlic. It is also illegal to threaten to cut off childrens ears or make monkeys smoke cigars.

 

In Louisiana, it is illegal to shoot bank tellers with a water pistol after you rob the bank, women are not allowed to drive cars without her husband waving a flag in front of it and snoring is prohibited unless your bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.

 

In New Jersey, your not allowed to frown at police officers, you also need a doctors certificate to buy icecream after 6pm in Newark.

 

 

1. Alicia Keys. I really do agree with most of the things she says. Alicia "I want to bridge the gap between the young and the old" (thats really important!)

 

2. Lindsay Lohan. She seems to be quite genuine- even after all the drama and her "tiffs" with other actresses. She seems honest even..

 

3. Mischa Barton. I didnt like her at first but she seems to be quite loyal to her friends. She seems well grounded as well and shes really good friends with Rachel Bilson.

 

4. Rachel Bilson. She seems like a sweetheart and shes going out with Seth!

 

5. Jin. Hes a good freestyler and he says pretty cool/funny things

 

6. Ciara- She has a good attitude and feel about her. She has this relaxation vibe going for her.

 

7. Britney Spears- To tell her that she is still beautiful...

 

8. Freddi Prinze Jnr- ohhhh YYYY is he married?????

 

9. Winona Ryder- She can steal me stuff..

 

I wouldnt want to be friends with:

1. Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Adriana Lima- Ill never get a boyfriend

2. The Hilton sisters- No thanks

3. Prussian Blue- Do i need to illiterate on this one?

 

Think about it: Bullies don't exactly think of themselves as bullies...they are either oblivious to the effects of their words or actions,don't find themselves fitting into the stereotype as a bully "because their case is unique" or excuse their own actions through a list of justifications that can extend from "this whole thing is a joke and the the other party just cant take jokes" or "but isnt this the way everyone treats this person?". Here is my overall point, you dont know if your a bully until someone actually uses that word on you.

 

I was a bully once (I admit.) In primary school I took an active part in bullying two girls (one by one) with my friends. In all three cases, I didn't really even dislike them, I just liked the power I guess (being a Scorpio and a Shangy chick ;) ) I didn't even realise that I was hurting their feelings. I thought it was fun- I did it because my friends did it. I blindly followed. It felt good for me at the time because of the acceptance I had received from my peers with every mean act I contributed. Then I guess the reality hit when others said mean things to me about me...a taste of my own medicine you can say.

 

Look there are jokes in the world that are funny. There are jokes that are hurtful. There are pranks that are hilarious. There are pranks that are inappropriate and will ultimately result in another persons humiliation. I guess before you make a joke or just carry out any action that affects another human being- Think carefully about whether it is funny or mean....if its gonna hurt anyone I guess. And tell this to your friends as well =)

 

 

On a weirder more randomer note:

 

ANnoying things people do on trains.

 

1. Speed reading out loud- in a really whispery voice. Look others are trying to unwind- sitting near someone like this is really stressful and you wanna give them a good slap

2. Point out the mistake you made on Sudoku and then continue staring at you doing your sudoku- ArGHH!

3. Sitting next to you and farting softly- Look...I rather hear the noise so my senses can prepare for the shock of a big whopper.  letting it out slowly and softly doesnt conceal your guilt.

4. Reading your paper when your about to turn the page- You don't know if you are suppose to know if they are reading your paper or not and therefore you don't want to be rude and turn the page but you dont want them to know that you know that they are reading your paper...

5. Give you dirty looks when you sit next to them because they have to move one bag- only happened once and I still remember that girls face

6. Couples that cuddle in the train when its like 30 degrees- gotta admire them (their love is strong) but it makes you feel hot (not in the dirty way) watching them...

7. Anyone who brings their bicycle on a peak hour train and puts it against those side seats that 2-3 people can share...

 

 

 

Is that a doughnut in your bag, madam?

They've called many things - God's own food, or, alternatively, a heart attack with a hole in it.

They're Krispy Kreme doughnuts, described by the New York Times as being to doughnuts what angels are to people. And, judging by the number of Melbourne wetbacks bringing their prized box of artery-hardeners back from Sydney, the tentacles of this cultish confectionary are reaching for a new market.

The first Melbourne store is mooted to open at Fountain Gate shopping centre in July, but already dozens of passengers on each Sydney-Melbourne flight are returning home clutching the distinctive red, white and green box. Travellers to the Harbour City are being begged to act as Krispy Kreme mules; fathers are turning against sons for possession of the last cinnamon glazed doughnut; daughters against mothers. If they were illegal, a shadowy coalition of baggage handlers would be smuggling them between states.

The alliterative name Krispy Kreme doesn't on its own convey many doughnut-like qualities, but — how to explain — they're an air-filled cake-like doughnut covered in the trademark layer of icing-like substance. One will make you feel euphoric. Two may make you feel ill (believe me, I know), and three could induce a diabetic coma. Hence, presumably, their popularity.

But to call them merely popular does the mystical qualities of this dietary contraband a disservice. The hard evidence points to something beyond mere bread-based confectionary. There's irrefutable evidence to argue for Krispy Kreme's status as an urban cult.

Exhibit A: type "Krispy Kreme" and "cult" into Google to reveal more than 11,000 hits. As cults go, it's obviously more fun than Scientology, replacing po-faced Tom Cruise as its iconic figure with Britney Spears, who's often snapped by the paparazzi breaking her diet with six of the best, and swimmer Michael Klim (whose engagement party featured dozens of KK doughnuts and cans of Red Bull for the lucky guests).

Forbes magazine dubbed Krispy Kreme one of America's cult brands of 2001. They've been studied in business schools and used as a bribe by churches to boost congregations. At store openings in the US, crowds have lined up for three hours.

Otherwise sane people have slept out overnight to be first served. But delve a little deeper and there's a less wholesome vein running through this smiley-happy product with a hokey take on the mythology of family-business-does-good. Krispy Kreme management love to spout ad nauseam about how it's more than a doughnut, but rather an experience. They've invented the quasi-Brechtian idea of doughnut theatre, where a red light proclaiming "Hot doughnuts now" switches on when doughnuts are coming off the line.

According to the company's corporate profile, the sign is an "impulse purchase generator" and "an integral contributor to our brand's mystique".

The Boston Globe food writer memorably wrote that they were about "essential American values: church, home, family, and sugar". Marketers say they're a cult food because of their deeper childhood association between the consumer and the product. But while Krispy Kreme opened its first store in the US in 1937, it only started making its cane toad-like inroads into Australia in 2003. Are those Tullamarine Krispy Kreme refugees channelling sitcom memories of Cleveland childhoods and those dreadful winters shovelling snow off the sidewalk?

There's another association, too, according to the marketing folk - the idea that eating a particular cult item says something flattering about the eater. Thus the equation with Krispy Kreme: cult American brand with the added cachet of scarcity in Australia equals one scorchingly hot individual carrying a dozen of the original glazed.

But try this on for size for flattering associations — a single original glazed doughnut contains a whopping 12 grams of fat and 200 calories. Add a cream filling to bump each one up to more than 20 grams of fat. Then add to the equation the sobering fact that many Krispy Kreme stores are drive-through. No longer the doughnut-buying irritation of having to park the car, get out and walk to the counter.

Krispy Kreme reportedly wants to open 30 stores around Australia. Be alert, and possibly alarmed

 

http://theage.com.au/news/Entertainment/Is-that-a-doughnut-in-your-bag-madam/2005/06/06/1117910240640.html?from=moreStories

 

 

FOUNTAIN GATE?????????????????

Why FOuntain Gate?

- To add to the mystery of the donuts?

- To avoid completely raping the Sydney Krispy Kremes?

- To keep it unattainable so people never tire of them?

- Cheap location? (haha I wouldnt know newayz)

- Donut King in the CBD threatened them? hehe

 

WHYYY????????????????

 

IS KRISPY KREMES REALLY WORTH IT?

OR IS IT JUST CLEVER MARKETING..