1. Your sitting opposite a guy on a train who failingly tries to pick up the girl next to him, for about 30 minz and you try not to laugh cuz he can see you.

2. When you are realli tired, everyone starts to look like one of your friends. So you stare at them, prepare a smile and something witty to say whilst you continue lookin at them with this weird face on and as they come near...you realise its a stranger who is now lookin at you funnily....

3. You accidently touch your bosses ass as he bends over..then he turns red, you turn red and you avoid glancing his way....

George Carlin's View on Aging

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16! "You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16!

And then the greatest day of your life . . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . . YOU BECOME 21... YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk. He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You've BECOME 21, You TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40.

Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away! Before you know it, you REACH 50 . . . and your dreams are gone. But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would! So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60. You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70!

After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; You TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90's, you start going backwards; "I was JUST 92."

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!

• Mostly the old women have a cap and cake whilst the younger ones get a skinny latte and a small biscuit.
• Corporates come in to order cakes/ catering for watever business function, they are ususally a bit panicky and more fussy than others. Some are really professional though and you just wanna do business with them to see what its like.
• Young mums come in and order a cap for themselves and a babychino for their little 2 year olds- its cute beyond words...I hate the mums who buy smiley faces for their kids to eat at the shop....its always such a mess..
• Mothers come in to order their kids 21st cakes. One woman srsly asked me once: "My son wants a realy manly cake, not the lemon chantiliy thing that I bought for his bday last year"  
• You get a variety of people coming in snobby oldies, builders, young rich chicks + couples, office workers, nervous husbands, cute old couples, cute old ladies and mean old men, teachers from bhs, Mr Armstrong...

Bosini (CBD)

• Funky Myer workers who are on their coffee/smoking break
• 20's to middle aged people
• Taxi drivers
• Corporates come in groups...they dont smile much.
• Some really weird people
• Just a really random bunch of people..
• Coffee addicts

Atmosphere:

Monsieur

• Very quiet, sometimes lonely, sometimes dead.
• Customers always come in when your doing something important
• Am able most days to have a set lunch break
• Your on your own, its like you are your own boss and thus its really relaxing...you can do whatever you want

Bosini

• Bustling, very busy sometimes. The dead moments gives us alll a chance to catch up on our cleaning tasks etc..
• The big rushes are predictable and your adrenaline goes up..its really fun
• Cause there is lik always 3 staff on...one person is able to leave the cafe to do other stuff like- buy extra stock for store, go into our shed (which is in a really kewl alleyway dat has like gypsy cafes, artful graffiti, stinky bins) to do kewl things like fry snitzel. Run up to Curlys (another cafe they have) to trade stock...a nice little walk..doesnt feel lik your even working..
• Your with two other people and so its not lonely...you can talk and joke and backstab mean customers...

Coffee + Food:

Monsieur:

• Awful coffee....disgusting....we don't clean the machine properly, the beans are crap, most of us don't know how to make coffee properly, the beans are unfresh. (I hope mandy never sees this)
• The food is the best of the best- everything homemade and delish...made true to the french standards..

Bosini:

• We don't use the best beans but that is probably the only flaw in the coffeee. Everything else is fab.
• The cakes there are shameful..the food their is nothing special...its all very ordinary...every cafe in da ct have about all the same kind of food standard and cakes..its all very not special...but its alrite...da taste is alrite...i guess its cuz I am comparing this to monsieur who specialise in cakes...

The Regulars:

The biggest difference is the tip jar. At monsieur we don't have one (even though we should) and at bosini we do therefore anyone who gives us a tip is automatically a "good" customer.

The best: Bosini: This old dude called Peter comes in every day and gives us a 50 cent tip. He comes so often that we all know him..Monsieur: There are a few. At the moment there is a pregnant chick who comes in for decaf cap. She is really beautiful and has this nice foreign accent...so you think her man  would be really lucky. Shes still so skinny even though shes like 4 months already...She tells me all these pregnancy stories which scare the shits outta me..and then my boss comes in and they trade stories...its awful!